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These are some of the really good signs held up at wwf shows...

Hey Chyna, can I see your pecker?
Oh you didn't know? I did Sable!
All I want for Christmas Is a Sable Bomb 38 Special
13 Words.....Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Found: Patterson in an Elementary Bathroom
Sable can pin me ANYDAY!!!
You don't want to know what the Rock's Cookin'
Why does Al Snow always get HEAD
Shave the people's EYEBROW
Slaughterhas a Fat Ass
Shane 3:16 "My dad has the brass to stick into my ass!!!
Mark Henry is a Nation
Yo HeadBangers... Bang THIS
Terri Runnells is my Wife
Val Venis has a small PENIS
Chyna kicked my ass
Sable french fried my potatoe's
I Have Been in Chyna
I'd Rather be in Chyna
Tython Thwee Thixteen
HHH Midcarder 4 Life
Kane Fixed My Teeth
Chyna Has a Schlong
Papa Shango 6:66
Syxx...From FedEx toDX
Luna Doesn't Douche
I wouldn't job to Kurrgan
Give Bret A Kleenex
WWF: We Want Flair!
Vince...Lick My Nuts
Sable 316% Silicone
Kick Michaels Hickenbottom
Chyna takes Viagra
KLIQ LIQS DIQ
Brisco Bros. StoleMy Hubcaps
Farooq, Farooq, Farooqis on Fire!!
Luna is my abusive stepfather
What the Hell is Faarooq Saying?
Venis, I want Uranus!
Vader...IT'S TIME!IT'S TIME! It's Time to Lose Some Weight!
Farrooq is a Genius!
I've Eaten In Chyna
FAAROOQ SUUCKKS
Ahmed's Johnson
Gary Coleman is Dink
Gary Coleman is ValVenis' Sex Slave
Chyna, Hide Your Nasty Ass!
Sable Fears My Cigar
Vince Tossed My Salad
Jackie Fears Summer'sEve
Gangrel Fears Garlic
Sable Fears Tommy Lee
Pat Patterson Loves Cub Scouts
D-LO vs. Gangrel...WHOCARES?
Next on Jerry Springer..The Entire WWF Roster 
Sable is a transexual..now that got your attention! 
The Blue Blazer is Mrs. McMahon 
I want Heads autograph 
For Sale.One Used Sign:Reads as follows"The Peoples Sign" No Longer Needed,going to the highest bidder. 
Merry Christmas Godfather...Ho..Ho..Ho.. 
Valboski 3:16 Who's Next 
Hey NBC,Please reveal the six best kept secrets in wrestling,Terri,Jackie and Sable 
Football is FAKE!! 
Chyna is Cartmans father 
Hey Mom, Pick me up I'm too drunk to drive!!  
Paging Mr. Ass 
Sting is an evil mime 
Condoms Prevent Bischoffs 
Hey wait a second..this ain't Raw (Held up at Nitro) 
I'm holdng this sign up to piss off the people sitting behind me. 
Oh My God!!!They killed the spanish commentators,you bastards!!! 
Other Channel Jackass! (Held up at Nitro)  
We've been drinkin' since 3:16 
If u beat me u can eat me. 
This is the best damn soap opera on TV! 
Rock blows bossman 
Shane McMahon is a fag 
Pimpin aint easy (i should know) 

JERRY THE KING LAWLERS QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Every week I will put up one of the Kings funniest quotes.

Talking about the Godwinns."The electricity went off in the hotel, and they (Godwinns) were stuck on the escalator for two hours."

WCW ATTITUDE

I know what you're thinkin'.
I'm not a real athlete.
You're Right!
I'm 5 foot 3, 107 pounds.
I've never won anything.
I was a National Champion at sitting on my ass.
My socks were retired at the dryer.
I was the ultimate farting champion.
When you step through those ropes...
...bad things do happen.
I've had over 3 scratches...
I've suffered over a dozen falls...
I've broken nails...
I've separated hair...
Damn near broke my finger...
I've blown out of air...
But I just couldn't get up.
This isn't who I am.
This isn't what I do.(I work at McDonalds)
If you want it to be real.
Go to the WWF!

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